carpe omnia

glory-to-cobrastan:

shabangles:

When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

  • outrage
  • jealousy
  • Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
  • sports
  • umami, the “Fifth Emotion”
  • TGIF
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls



Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

imperialdalek:

I love how Obama’s all like “It’s ok Mitt you’ll know why when you’re older.”

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Buddha has had a very long day. Poor pup is finally getting some well deserved rest. #puppy #akk #kleekai #minihusky #husky #naptime #dogsofinstagram #petsofinstagram #instagood #instalike #hashtag

Buddha has had a very long day. Poor pup is finally getting some well deserved rest. #puppy #akk #kleekai #minihusky #husky #naptime #dogsofinstagram #petsofinstagram #instagood #instalike #hashtag